I said i will wait untill im completely healed from my disastrous breakup before getting emotionally involved with someone but this is clearly something i cannot do.

At the beginning of 2008, i said to myself no more miss nice goddess, My youth and charms dont overflow as much so i need not waste time playing innocent and virginal so when my ex asked me out this february, i gave him my virginity. so what big deal right?

My quest to live life like a party grew even stronger as my goodfriend ask me out. He said he wants us to date but i really dont want to since i dont wanna tie myself to anyone right now and i wanna have as many dates as i can. (hehehe slutty me) So we decided to just become friends with benefits (before you swing me your judgmental dirty minds, we havent conjugated that agreement. ok?)

Everytime i wanna get close with someone i need to be very comfortable with them first so we tried to hang out and test our comfort level. He sometimes ask me if i wanna try to make things between us more serious than friends but i really dont wanna complicate things with anyone right now. i just wanna get intimate but no commitments

But as we become closer, Im starting to feel things for this guy and im wary coz i know we wil be horrible as lovers.

Fuck! why cant i just fuck someone and not be fucked about it, just like most boys are when they fuck someone.

• i have $27$ on my bank account.
• I have luis vitton French coat (yes my professor in nutrition said its. "French coat") hehehe, although she may be right but Trench coat is more common coz frenchcoat is slang for condoms. The same professor who said that vit B-12 is pronuanced as (raybo-fle-vin) coz riboflavin is so BAKYA. Although she is right here but golly she has the most irritating voice in the whole metro manila, She's the pinoy version of Fran Drescher of the nanny. (fuck im old!). FYI. according to her, Niagara falls is a hole on earth and all that water is sucked into that hole towards the core. (bwahahaha, and she's willing to put her life on the line for this assumption).
• I dont mind if its payday coz i still have my last salary to spend/splurge.

• But i am totally broke. Today i only had 100 pesos and some coins. My classmates and i ate at aling bebang's lomihan after class and that's 62 pesos for HOTSILOG and fucking delicious lomi. I nearly had to fight for the 50 cents change for my fare otherwise i'd be short 50 cents to commute home.
• During lunch i had to scour for loose change so i can buy myself candies (temporary source of energy).
• I had 2 choco crinkles which is still not paid for. A guy from work gave them as a consignment ( i wanted to pay him but he was in a hurry so im eating something still on credit. )
• Im so broke i had to ration those crinkles. bwahahaha

Dont get me wrong, I am not a spendtrift and im a little responsible financially (hehehe wanna be my friend?). It's just that im to lazy for cash in my money. so might as well live broke than to go to the nearest ATM and use my money. (what?? im the laziest gal in the world)

I rarely use friendster so i was amazed when i check my mail that i recieve a comment from Tapsiboy.

he said:

 "one of "the bomb" bloggers, I know.

Rak en RoL! :-)"

 oh diba, May Putok daw ako. well i reallycannot balme him though. i havent hit the shower for three days.

anyway, Thanks Tapsiboy for reminding me that i stink so bad, you can smell me through the computer

Bwahahahaha. 

When i decided to stop college. I had all the time in the world. I remember goin out on friday nights and coming home early sunday. Bwahahaha. I was all over the place intoxicating my self untill im too wasted to even blink. 

I spent my time with my friend who is soo filthy rich that he even gives me taxi fare so i can go home. ( he doesnt know i keep it and just rides the bus) bwahahahaa.

Those were the days that tagaytay was just a nieghbor for me, and we would get drunk, spend the night there, go to a resort in cavite, get drunk, swim the whole fucking time and get drunk again. That kind of life lasted for about 8 months and is was sooo fucking fun.

I have all the energy to do it and all the means to live life as if im a princess.

But life has to be serious so i looked for work and now im on the process of finding greener pastures. But my old body cannot take it anymore. I can feel that the zest of youth is slowly fading me away.

2 weeks ago, My friends and i went to this sports thingy that was held in marikina and damn i was tired. That exhaustion lasted untill today. It seems that no matter what i try to relax and recuperate, my body needs a loooonnnggg sabbatical from this crazy world. I think i need to hibernate for 1 week. hehehe

 So kids, here's an advise from a Methuselah-like CLIOGODDESS.

Live life to the fullest while you still can coz when you're this old like me. Life is tiring.

Giesha: hahahahaah

Cliogoddess: baket?

Giesha: tignan mo toh>

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FORUM: ang effem ba, pede sa effem?

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That would be considered sacrilegious to those in faith. bwahahaha. If a "real straight" guy would puke on the thought of kissing or having sex with a man, consider that the same thing for effeminates.

but did you know that beyond the realms of our astroplane soceity, there are people who actually engage in such activity. As my wise american ex-boyfriend said "sexually is something that cannot be counted or measured and it is definitely something that i should'nt worry about". in other words fuck of if they wanna fuck their own kind.

Pero para sakin CANNIBALISM parin itoh. pero kung gus2 nila magtirahan, why not. bwahahaha??? yuckie!

When my officemate came in, He started to talk about citifinancial loans. I've always wanted to avail of a loan myself but i dont know anything about it (all those rates, annum erkerk associated with loans) plus im tooo lazy to even process an application.

Here's my thing, I wanna loan 100,ooo and i plan to use it for my confidence enhancement program. bwahahaha.

 In other words. I wanna have bigger breasts.

My friends warn me about the pros and cons of breast enhancement surgeries but i tell them i know all about it. I am practically a connoisseur about the procedure since i've been planning to have it for 2 years now. (hanggang ngayon plano parin, hindi na yata makapagantay doktor ko)

I appreciate the concern but all those horror stories about breast enhancement are true but very marginal. IN the first place, the people who undergone those procedures are to be blamed for their fate coz they are stupid and cheap plus those unscrupulous quack doctors should be punished, their genitals should be injected with searing hot industrial silicone until it's big enough to burst.

Things i know:

• Injecting silicone to your body is a big NO, NO. this barbaric procedure has been banned since 1960's (not sure of the year but still it's been banned a looong time ago) RATIONALE: silicone will be absorb by your body, and since it is considered a foriegn object, your body's immune system will try to clump it together and destroy it but since it is a strong material they wont be able to do that untill it decays and decaying matter inside you is septic.(toxic) untill parts of your own tissue will decay too (kamusta ka nman, yung loob ng katawan mo, naagnas, yuckie)
• Those silly doctors and silly patients use industrial silicone (bwahahahaa. itaguyod ang industriyang pinoy!). coz its soooo cheap and easily available.
• A poor boob job is done by someone who never had professional training and who never received  medical education (parang yang mga facial churva sa daan, kung anu anu gagawin sa mukha mo without the derma knowledge na dapat alam nila, all we know, nanood lang yan dati ng mga procedure tpos ginaya lang nila. o kaya nag train lang sila sa kung sino man ponchio pilato na nanonood lang din kung kanino man herodes, so be very wary.)
• Silicone implants are manufactured to be used precisely for breast augmentation. meaning silicone inside is refined. safe kahit mag leak man sha, it will be eliminated by your body naturally, (ihi mo lang ok na). they are inside a strong bag. (as strong as spider silk) (anu koneksyon? spider silk woven together can be strong as steel, lam mo ba yun? ako kanina lang, hehehe). plus. every silicone implants has a manufacturer's guarantee. (3 to 5 yrs i think)
• if you dont want silicone then use saline implants (maalat na tubig) if they leak, presto para kang nag swimming lang sa dagat, (be careful pag me renal failure o kaya bladder stones ka, bawal ang salt)
• Augmented breasts can still breastfeed coz implants are inserted on fat or between the adipose tissue and chest muscle. Mammary glands have ducts towards the nipple. (parang network of tunnels ng gatas ng ina (at ama, yes, males can produce milk too, enough prolactin hormones and they can) implants wont interfere with milk production.
• Drawback> it can either highten the sensation or totally cease it.
• Drawback> Scars may form around the implants, so titigas sha, parang galit na german. natatitig lang ng diretso kahit anung angulo. (maui breasts?)
• Drawback> they can leak, yung isa iimpis. so pa-implant ka ulit.

Anway, these are not from an expert pero please lang if you plan to have something done. research and gather as much knowledge as you can, wag magkuripot at ipagawa sa kung sino man at kung saan mang clinic lang. You dont have to go to calayan or belo to have it done. peperahan ka lang nun coz of their celebrity status. dami jan. si mang ikong na nagtutuli, kaya nia yan. choze

 Breasts, bakit ka nahiyang lumaki?

I have this guy friend. He's tall dark and handsome. He looks like one of my ex so i kinda tried to make things between us more than friends but as our friendship became deeper, he admitted that he is bisexual. (and this is not the type of pinoy gays that says they're BI but hates girls) He actually had a gf and he loves flirting with girls but he cannot resist flirting with boys too.

I dont mind fucking the guy, we actually planned to do it 3 times but timing was not right (school and work really fucks up my sex life)

We dated once but that was a disaster coz he's such a baby and i dont want to take care of a grown up, insecure little boy, (dont get me wrong if i wanted him to be my bf i would but there's just no romance between us)

I said i dont wanna complicate things and i dont wanna tie him up with me, He said he doesnt want us to be just sex partners,, he wants commitment and the silly love me crap associated with love but how can i not worry about this when i know he flirts with other girls and worse, he flirts with other boys. (it's hard enough to compete with girls and now i also have to compete with boys?)

One week before valentines day, my ex asked me out and since he was basically my first in everything i agreed to meet him and we both agreed that im gonna lose my virginity with him. I told my bi-friend about it then a day after he said he got back with his ex. (bwahahaha jealous much). I tried to be happy for him but i know he doesnt love the girl anymore so i asked him to stop fooling the poor girl.

After valentines day, I decided i will never communicate with my ex anymore and expectedly he stopped texting his ex. I admitted to my friend that i want him to be the next guy im gonna fuck and we planned it again but now he hesitates (drama queen ang potah) he said he doesnt want me to leave him the way i left my ex.

 He's now in his hometown vacationing. (he actually wants me to come  but this fucking work and school made it impossible) perhaps after april i can come with him.

I dont know where i am goin with this blog entry> bwahahahaha

anyway i hope he finds what he really wants to be> straigh or gay coz i dont want him to end up like this>>

Not sure if a man or a woman.

I had this blog for sometime now and my friends say its time to move on. I have to admit that i have created numerous blogs in the past but this is my favorite.

After contemplating (and since lahat kayo nak wordpress) i decided to reactivate my wordpress blog.

But wait, before you rejoice! i had an ephiphany, I was about to tweak my CSS with the HTML churva to make my blog reflect the real me. then this fucking shit happened>

"You have to purchase the CSS editor churva to save your changes" 

PUTANG INA. Hayup na pussy na walang balahibo sa pwet namang wordpress to> peperahan pako.

sorry guys, wordpress is really not meant for me.

kuripot kc ako!

and besides i can have all the fucking shit that wordpress is offering here on my blog and some extras too!

kaya sabi nia ni jennifer.

"darling there's no way, no no no way, im leaving without you. Im not leaving without you. there's no way. there's no wayyy!!!" 

Im so pretty, After my holiday break up. I needed to surround my self with adoring guys so i made myself visible. I did get like 7 sexed up horny guys and a few worthy-of-my-consideration men. through the process of elimination. I ended up with three great guys. (kapal, sarap mangarap)

GUY1- CONSTANT TOUGH GUY, We always talk and true to being a guy, He doesnt like my feminine drama and he always wants me to grasp the reality of things. waaaahhhhh (although i have always wanted someone like that to discipline me and tell me the rules) although there is potential, i know that our love story is bleak, (he's not that into me) We will just be friends in the end but hey i still wanna fuck his mind away so i'll continue with him. and i dont mind fucking the guy too.

GUY2- FLIRTY GUY. He had a crush on me from the start  but we both now we wouldnt work out but he still flirts with me and im just a lady. (marupok) so i might end up sexing with the guy and who knows, we might even click after all although i seriously think that it's not gonna happen since both of us know it's not meant to be.

GUY3-SWEET POTENTIAL GUY. We dont talk as often as the two but he's the sweetest and he's the most goodlookin and i really want him to be my man but he's not in a hurry to come down with me. I know he cares but getting involved with me is his least priority.Waaaahhh. but im willing to wait and when that time comes. All the fucking in the world will happen between us.

FUCK I NEED A FUCK>

Just last year i was happy. Every word you say lingers, every promise, every moment.

We made plans, we had love purer than anything on this earth.

Do you remember, How we cried the first time we said "i love you?"

Hold me and never let me go.

hold me~

do you remember?   "you once love me."

Customer: I just placed a new order and i forgot to include the promocode that i have, The first person i talked to didnt even try to help me with this. I worked in sales too and we can modify a customer's order so i know about this stuff.

Goddess: Ok let me just help you on this one (pekpek) and i'll see what i can do. Can i have your record please?

Customer: blah blah blah.

Goddess: Unfortunately, We cannot change your order anymore since this has been submitted but you can always use your promocode the next time you would order from us.( Etchose etchose) or if you want i can cancell this one  and place a new order for you with the promocode that you have.

Customer: ok. thank you for helping me but i think i'll just use my promocode on my next purchase instead. You've been very helpful but the first one i talk to was rude and clearly doesnt wanna help me.

Goddess:

Goddess: Psst geisha, customer mo, ayaw mo daw bigay yung discount nia.

GEISHA: TSE! pano MANG-GAGANTSO sha. nakalagay dun sa promocode nia. she can use it on her next purchase hind sa unang order. TSE!

Goddess: bwahahaha natawa talaga ako dun. Mang-gagantso. hehehe

"that's geisha for you, never mess with the geisha" Taray

This made me fall off my chair laughin.

 One day, a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac were talking in a ward:

Sadist: I'm bored. Why don't we torture a cat?

Zoophile: Yeah, we'll torture it and then fuck it!

Murderer: We'll torture it, fuck it and then kill it!

Necrophile: We'll torture it, fuck it, kill it and fuck it again!

Pyromaniac: Yeah, then we'll burn the cat!

The masochist had been silent all the time so they turned to him and waited for a reaction.

The masochist cleared his throat....



Masochist: "Meow."

Tumigil ang bus sa Harap ko.

 "AYALA, Maluwag pa. AYALA, Maluwag pa."

natawa ako,

Kuya. Alasdose ng madaling araw. magtaka ka kung PUNO yan bus mo.

ADIK!

When i logged in to yahoo, I saw my pinoy ex was online.

I invited him out and since he has all the time in the world he said yes. He asked me when will i be available and since i really need to get away from my crazy life i said it needs to be soon. My restday falls on thursday and friday and i have a whole day class every saturday so the only time i can spend with him will be on thursday night. He laughed at me and jokingly said that im so romantic.

FEB 14- Thursday "Valentines day"

What the fuck!

I wasnt trying to be romantic and im not in anyway planning to rekindle our fucked love. I just wanna go out.

I am romantic but i think valentines is soooo overrated. I never go out on valentines dates coz i think it's just a crazy thing and i find this day to be just an ordinary day so nothing special but since i dont have the freedom of time. Might as well go out on valentines night and have fun. The other thing i hate on valentines day< all motels are full. How can i get deverginized then? in the bushes and shrubs perhaps?

CLICK Read: My previous night out with my pangit

i was blog hopping when i stumbled upon psychosomaticaddictinsane.

And eventhough she did not tag me, (coz she doesnt knew me) i decided to invite myself over and do this.

Basicallys. i just need to put the pic of my ex and talk about him. bwahahaha.

1. Have you forgiven him/her already?
*yes

2. Do you regret ever meeting him/her?
*NO

3. Describe him/her in three words:
* brain chemical disfunction (he has ADHD and depression)

4. Are you over him/her?
* I'd like to say yes but it seems no (coz i cant find a replacement aka rebound guy bwahahah)

5. Would you give him/her a second chance?
* yes. (what? luka luka nga rin ako)

6. Would you visit him/her if he/she gets hospitalized?
* bwahahaha, mental? yes why not. i will even take care of him. put him on a straight jacket.

7. What if he/she died? Would you cry?
* of course. (putah hind ko pa sha natitikman)

8. Have you tried to cheat on him/her?
* no im selfish (huh?)

9. Have you lied to him/her?
* never

10. Your wish to that person:
* Get some help!

I met a new guy and believe me, He's the most incredible guy that a woman like me could ever meet. The funniest. wittiest and the sweetest guy in the whole world and i cant believe he doesnt have a girlfriend and that no girl has come up with a devious plan to sneer him in.

One night as he and i were talking, I suddenly realized, "Fuck i love this guy" and if i were to marry i want him to be that man. He never failed to appreciate, love and take care of me. He's always there to give me emotional support and to nudge me when im too lazy and too tired to even move. He gave me the roots i needed to be strong and the wings i needed to be free.  

We talk about alot of stuff and the things i kept hidden all my life for fear or rejection and judgment was nothing to him. Im still the same person he knew he said and because of that more than ever i wanna be his.

I think i found the right guy for me.

I was stunned, i know he doesnt have a girlfriend and i know he's not married. SInce im so smitten with him. i though HE considers us a COUPLE and i was the craziest woman that night. filled with too much emotions i started to cry.

BOINK~

whattafuck!

Turned out he's really in a relationship and it will never be with me.

ALL GREAT MEN ARE EITHER TAKEN OR GAY OR BOTH

Fuck. all gay men that i know are sooo HOT, Look at BRENT CORRIGAN

I wish i was a gay man if i can have him as my boyfriend

One morning, I was so bored in the office i decided to browse the net. I stumbled upon a funny forum discussing breasts. Basically, These people want huge natural breasts (Soo PREDICTABLE!) but if their gal has small boobs then they are ok with it coz admittedly FAke breasts looks and feel FAKE.

I agree that most fake breasts looks more of a baloon or a floatation device but i think those are cheaply done boob jobs. Coz i have seen great looking breasts that looks and feels natural. so if i'm gonna have my breast done. I'll make sure they are made from the hands of a good doctor, coz let's face it, tits fucking would feel great if it is done with natural breasts. hahaha

I am 24 yrs old but my breasts looks like they came from a 14 yrs old young lady.

Breast, Why did you forsake me?