Im always stressed with work so when i have the change to rest, I take my laziness very seriously but since im born as a social being, i still need to go out and meet up with friends but it seems i have this habit of going out before my work starts so most of the time i only have 2 hrs sleep before goin to work and this crazy time management is driving me mad with my work. I once said to a customer if i can put him on hold for "2 to 3 Business days" but he agreed so that baffled me. hehe

WEEK ONE:

I was so bored coz i've been hibernating for two days in my room so i asked everyone i know if they are free. Nobody wanted to be with me so i had no choice but to ask and old friend whom i really didnt wanna see. Turned out he is free and after talking our differences out. We had a great time together. He took me home, talked for 3 hrs and then he went home. I was about to go to get some sleep to get ready for work when my neighbors saw me and invited me over.SInce i cant seem to resist boys so i decided to forget sleep and spend time with them. needless to say, i was drunk and exhausted that whole week.

WEEK TWO:

 I spend my whole week regretting not having enough sleep coz it seemed like i was still so tired and no matter how long i sleep, i cant seem to get that quality sleep i need to rest my beautiful body. heheh. Weekend came so i tried to rest. my exhausted body when my good friend Geisha texted me coz i've been planning to buy a dildo so he said he is willing to go with me and help me shop for one. We didnt know where we can find an adult store so i asked him if we can go to harbour square instead since i really want to take him there since my fucking brain is reminding me of my ex. I have work so i said i can only stay for a few drinks. heheh and since they know me so well. I cant stop after 2 bottles.

WORK THREE:

This week I promised to have self control and stay home a day before starting workweek. Hehe of course im a woman so i changed my mind and decided to meet up with geisha and ifoundme who flew in from uranus to be a celebrity, heheh. We decided to meet up early so i can go home and sleep before work but since this is about quality time together with my best buddy (San mig Light). i got home, 2 hrs of sleep then  off to work.

I received a call from an irate customer. Here's the story.

Caller: Hi this is Ms. Eva Washington (first name changed)

ME: Hi, Ms. Washington. How are you doin tonight Ma'am.

Caller: not to good, I went to walmart and was embarrassed coz my credit card didnt work. Im a rich woman this shouldnt happen to me.

ME: Im sorry to hear that ma'am but according to our records this card doesnt have anymore available credits on it.

Caller: im rich, i have excellent credit score. two houses at the hamptons and i have a buick and a jaguar. When everyone's finances is fucked up. I can sleep at night because i dont have to worry about that. How can you do this to me? You embarrased me at walmart.

ME: Ms. Washington. the credit limit on the card is $35000 and the current balance on the card is $35319.27 so the accnt is currently over it's limit.

Caller: i dont care. I'm rich. i shouldn't be embarrased like this. Where can i find food tonight? huh? how do you expect me to have dinner tonight. I fucking need food for my plate and i cant use my god dammed card to buy at walmart! You fucking credit cards are ruining my life. And stop calling me Ms. Washington. That's DOCTOR WASHINGTON FOR YOU! (hang up)

ME: "bwahahahha. eat your buick ma'am"

Another crazy caller calling in irate>

Caller: I cant use my card! waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. You guys are discriminating us. Is it because my last name is CHAN? is it because i was born chinese? huh! how dare you discriminate me? You always favor americans and spanish. Im american too! You shouldnt discriminate Asians.  We have as much right as those spanish and american and blacks.

Me: Im so sorry to hear that ma'am. Rest assured we are not discriminatiing anyone.

Caller: yes you do! i recently received my new card and i cant use it. Is it because it says CHAN as the last name? huh? it says here on this paper "Once you received the card,,, (long pause),,,  wait!) (caller suddenly went passive)

ME: Ms. Chan?

Caller: yes? (caller sounded puzzled and embarrased)

ME: ma'am if you want i can activate it for you right now so yu can use it!

Caller:  ah,,, uhhmm. thank you.

ME: you're welcome ma'am. Card's been activated you can use it now without any problems.

Caller: Thank you

ME: you're welcome ma'am btw im asian too Ms. Chan.

Caller: Ok ok. thank you. sorry if said bad things about, anyway thank you again bye!

ME: heheh talk about discrimination!

And this does not mean the type of stimulation you and i are both thinking, hehehe. but seriously speaking. I think i've been working so hard for nothing. Im 270 yrs old and still i dunno what im doing to my life or where i am going, Ok another emo post but im drunk, what do you expect, (but i must tell, The new "THE BAR" liquor is the best specially with sprite, try it) Anyway, after consuming 400 shots of this concoction, I started thinking of my ex and we were old (actually he is coz im eternally young and we were arguing on my mind and my hate started to return to my system.

And then i started to hate myself and everyhting that is in my life. FUCK I THINK I JUST NEED TO GET LAID~

After months of not seeing him, My good friend texted me and asked me out for a movie date. Actually he asked me last week but insisted that we go out on April 12th because he was still waiting for his salary. bwahahaha. I thought i wont need to shell out  money but when he was looking for a perfume. I got envious and bought myself something too. I already have 3 sets of eau de toilette and i dont need another one but what the hell?

We set to meet at 5:30 pm but since im eternally late on meetings. I got there 5:55. hehehe. We went inside at 7:05 thinking that that movie already started but it turned out that we were to early coz it will start at 7:50 so what better way to kill time but to be a cam whore.

The movie was fine, we were seated when a bunch of teenagers sat beside me, I asked him to move over coz i really didnt wanna sit beside some noisy teenagers. They were quite all throughout the movie but the kids beside him was the annoying ones so he begged for us to move to a different seat. bwahahaha.

Will Smith's Movie "The persuit of happyness" is the reason why this entry's tittle has wrong spelling on it.

 I got this from Micheal J. Fox who has parkinson's disease.

"Happiness is directly proportional to your acceptance and indirectly proportional to your expectations"

 I recently grasp the true idea of this when i had my birthday. I expected alot of things and this is something i usually dont do during my birthdays. I invited people and i thought i will be happy but only a few came and those i expected to come didnt even bother to tell me they wont make it so i felt so insignificant. Not even a single happy birthday greeting from the people i care about which made me feel that im not important.

Then i realized. Life goes on and im not less of a person even though i wasnt able to celebrate my birthday with them and considering that i always threw a party whenever i want to, so this is just another one of those days.

Im 207 years old and yes im stressed with work and everything about my life but at least i have to eat ice cream and i have kool-aid strawberry drink which brought me back to fun childhood memories eventhough i have so little of them.

Yes my birthday is April Fool's DAY.

Thank you to all of those who greeted me. 

SOmeone said on an interview that sometimes men are just powerless not to cheat coz alot of woman are willing to cheat with them and this irked an audience saying that its so easy for men to blame it to the other woman knowing that whenif they are already in a relationship, they should stir clear of flirtatious woman out there.

This is my situation right now, Im the flirtatious woman. A while back, I did something im not proud of. I knew tha guy i fooled around was involved with someone already and the worse part of it. He's involved with a friend of mine. 

The first time we got together, He pulled me closer and he wanted to be intimate knowing that his girl is just in the other room. (well that time, they werent a couple yet but eventhough, i knew it wasnt right) After sometime, We got together again and this time we were alone and he was persistent. I resisted but i really am smitten with him so i gave in.

We talked about it and for him it's not a big deal but im still so ridden with guilt that i decided to distance myself from him.

Now im in the same sitution again with a different man. He has been a long time crush and very recently, we had the chance to get to know each other, He kept on asking me to join his circle of friends and after getting enough courage. I decided to join them but i remianed aloof coz that's not my friends. He asked me to sit beside him but i refused but he insisted. After a couple more drinks. he started to touch my hand but not in a sexual way but i had to leave early coz i have to be up early in the morning. I few months have passedand wegot so busy that we didnt have the chance to get together again untill last week when he saw me and invited me to come with them, He was a little drunk so he was leaning over me and touching my nape. Anyway, He wasnt able to stay long coz he has work early in the morning. I really like him but the sad part is, He is already with someone else.

I dont wanna be an adulterer (ok that's too big for a word) but im just so torn coz i like him a lot.

Hays, too bad for me.

Before i Start, Let me clear that i have nothing againts this fabulous woman. I am actually in awe with her and what she has to go through to transform to the magnificient woman that she is now.

But please i am and never was trying to be like her because i am CLIOGODDESS  and she is Ms. BB GANDANGHARI.

I got a little irked when i got home and someone who hasnt seen me for awhile thought that i am too skinny and that i looked problematic. (it's called stress and lack of sleep) Then somebody commented that i am as skinny as BB and maybe im trying to be like her. 

I have known myself as CLIOGODDESS and im pretty sure that im not trying to be somebody else. I assumed my identity even before BB had the courage to tell the entire filipino community of who she is. I am grateful to her because she one of the vehicle of introducing the transgendered community in the the filipino mainstream. I would have wanted her to eloquently explain what transgenderism is, but that is just me. Nevertheless, She is the face of the transpinays all over. The other filipina now has someone to identify with but for others to say that i am trying to be her is like comparing two different movies done by the same diretor.

Although here's someone i think wouldnt mind being compared to her majesty

I can see some kind of a resemblance here. WHACHATINK?

At work:

Caller: Hi, i threw a party here at red lobster  and my credit card doesnt seem to work. I paid off my balance yesterday.

ClioGoddess: I apologize Ma'am but we only process payments during business days and yesterday was sunday so the only time you can use your card will be tomorrow.

Caller: F*cking Shi*t! how do you want me to pay for my bill!

Cliogoddess: "Hugas ka ng plato ateh"

Scene 2:

Caller: Hi i am trying to book a flight online. The first one went through but the second one didnt. Can you check them out?

Cliogoddess: Well Ma'am i see here the frist transaction was authorized for $###.00 at 10:35pm and after that i see 7 authorization for a dollar amount. Just to clear Ma'am, how many times did you submit your booking?

Caller: What the F*ck are you saying? the system says its declined? F*cking.holy m*ther f*cking shit!

Cliogoddess: Ma'am all im saying is that everytime you submit your request online, An authorization for $1 is automatically approved in our system.

Caller: Oh you see that? did you see that i submitted it again 10 times since we started to talk?

Cliogoddess: "kulit ng matandang toh, nang-aasar pa"

Online:

I receive an email from this white trash looking pig that is proud of his obesse looking tummy and decided to show his picture all over the net with his ugly body and ugly face. Email says "You will never be a woman. FAGGOT!" 

Ok, i was minding my life and i dunno what his problem is but here's what i'd like to tell him (although i didnt reply coz i simply dont have time to do so)

That's a very good observation mister, Im sure a lot of scientist would love to study how a simple life form like you can use internet and let alone have an opinion like that,  You must be closely related to a jellyfish. Floating around with a deadly sting but then again these animals dont have brains so congratulations for being able to live in this world without a brain and just to let you know, I am not trying to be a woman coz i am one. I may not be the typical woman you're fictitious brain recognizes but i am a woman nonetheless.

I am sorry if i havent been updating my blog. Im sure you guys understand if there is nothing goin on with your life, there's nothing to write about however if there has been tremendous events and these shook you to your core. you have the settle the dust first in order to clear your mind. well im in a sand storm right now and i need to raze everything before i can organize my thoughts.

anyway. im just hiding from everything coz i did something out of my character. i have been partying hard so i spent all my money and without money o resorted to this>

Am i robbing an ATM or street gambling? You decide.